The moon is a weird ass thing.
A big rock rotating around a bigger rock rotation around a ball of hot shit rotation around a bigger ball of hot shit rotation around a soul sucking never escaping death black hole. I guess the universe just likes to spin, i don't know why but she does. The moon like almost every other rock in the universe is absolutely worthless. Nothing happens there but asteroid collisions and some crazy people sticking some fabric square on it and calling it theirs.
No life,
no water,
no purpose.
It's all just rocks orbiting around rocks. That's it, that's your life, your mere existence is rocks going around other rocks. Welcome to the universe, your loving home and hell.
but at the end of the day its just a rock orbiting around a bigger rock with a bunch of talking apes.
#art
ReplyDeleteThat first line made me laugh out loud haha
ReplyDeleteGreat post!
Do we like the moon because we don't want to be on this earth?
ReplyDeleteWeird Ass Indeed.
ReplyDeleteyo bob, solid as rock (eh? eh?) post.
haha the title.. perfectly said :)
ReplyDeletethis is hilarious. one of my favorite posts.
ReplyDeleteGenius.
truthfully i don't give a shit about the moon.
ReplyDelete#stolen
couldnt agree more. Following your blog man!!
oh my goodness hahah lets kick it
ReplyDeleteThe moon is a weird ass thing.
ReplyDeleteI absolutely died xD
#awesome
"The Moon is a weird ass thing."
ReplyDeleteTHAT, I'm going to remember, I'm definitely going to remember that.
You, are pure awesome.
Hahahah I like this:)
ReplyDeleteYou're so weird.
ReplyDeletetruthfully i don't give a shit about the moon hahahaha
ReplyDeletethis post still gets me hahhahh
ReplyDeleteread it again and still love it. lol
ReplyDeletehaha great post !
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