Dear Death.

To whom it may concern,

        I regret to inform you death that I hereby relieve you of duty.  Please take this time to locate the nearest emergency exit, and get the hell out of my life.  You services are no longer needed, i will not obey your laws cause technically what you do is kidnapping or as you call it spontaneous adoption.  I was never planning on going easy in the first place so consider this a blessing, which you probably don't get many of those anyways.

#YOLO 

Bob Ross